Giving The Money Back
Saturday, 22 November 2008
The BBC aren’t SERIOUSLY going to give back the phone-call money to the people who voted for John Sergeant?! Would they also like to reimburse those of us who bet on him, then?
I mean, jeez, if they do that then I want my money back for the voting/betting I did on Johnny Lydon in I’m A Celebrity a couple of years ago. Plenty of people voted for him - and then he walked. Unlucky. It’s part of the game. It’s reflected in the prices. It’s a risk when you vote. Time was when people were more likely to walk out of I’m A Celebrity than Strictly Come Dancing, but habits can always change. The celebs seem happy as Larry in Australia, sleeping on the floor, pissing in a hole, eating crocs’ feet, pulling stars out of rat-filled tanks with their teeth… no problem at all; for once, they’re all staying put and nobody’s quit early. Meanwhile, suddenly, it’s Strictly they can’t hack. Ooh, it’s a sequinned jungle out there…