Nips And Tucks
Wednesday, 1 September 2010
A face lift! Not me personally, of course. If I were going for surgery, I’d get a full set of new teeth and possibly a nose job before I got round to pinning my chin behind my ears. Sadly, squeamishness gets in the way, so I’m stuck with the lumps and bumps God gave me.
The WEBSITE, though, is all freshened up for the new school term! Or it’s due to be, anyway; I haven’t seen it yet. But it should all change this morning. The clever digital guys have been beavering away to address various concerns that posters have mentioned on here - the scrolling is due to get easier, no more scrolls-inside-scrolls (beautifully Indiana Jones though that was), and there will even be a button somewhere so you can choose whether to read the text as white-on-black or black-on-white. I think the white-on-black looks prettier, but the black-on-white might be easier to read.
And there should be new photos and bits of new footage on the poker page, and general rearrangement of things - including a new “newsflash” type of box, for anyone who can’t be bothered to read the news page in full each month and might therefore miss exciting stuff like a new series of Only Connect or the EPT coming back to London.
So, hope you like it. And if you don’t, please express that gently. Not like the ex-boyfriend who once looked at my new haircut and said “You look like a right trawler’s lunch.”